Nic Cage as Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan

You should feel lucky that Paul Cummins makes these.

Nic Cage as Dr. Frank N. Furter

Submitted by Paul Cummins of Transsexual, Transylvania.

Nic Cage as Patti Stanger and Chad Rogers

Million dollar submission from Mike Manning.

Nic Cage as Voltron

Submitted by Kevin V. (for Voltron?)

Nic Cage as Roberto Luongo

Martin Siamon is a real hoser.

Nic Cage as Star Jones

Dr. Light offers this view.

Nic Cage as Leprechaun

Paul Cummins in the hood, come to do no good.

Nic Cage as George Clinton and Bootsie Collins

Ain't nothin' but the Nic in Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Ricky Coogan

Teena Lubomski is freaked.

Nic Cage as Canadian Women's Hockey Player

Brett Menzie is a real hoser.

Nic Cage as John Elway

Renee believes it.

Nic Cage as David Lo Pan

Ching Dai will be appeased, Chris Hockey.

Nic Cage as Polly Perkins

Nathaniel Leonard relies on his visuals.

Nic Cage as Suri Cruise

Yes, Suri, this one's from Mike Bolger.

Nic Cage as John McClaine

Now Robbie Smith has a machine gun, ho ho ho.

Nic Cage as Goku

Robbie Smith comes to life.

Nic Cage as Bobby Bowden

Robbie Smith f's u.

Nic Cage as Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi

Pull the strings, Sarah B.!

Nic Cage as Don Draper

Sarah B. is not modest about her Draper.

Nic Cage as Bastian Bux

Teena Lubomski is saving Fantasia.

Nic Cage as Isaac Hanson, Taylor Hanson, and Zac Hanson

Mmmmbop, a-diggy-dop-da-David Dunne.

Nic Cage as Captain EO

Richard Dalo is here to change the world.

Nic Cage as William Wallace

John Dolceamore love freedom.

Nic Cage as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski

Is this your homework, Paul Cummins?

Nic Cage as Dr. Phil McGraw

Get real, Paul Cummins!

Nic Cage as Xerxes

Dave Bisson 3-Pack!

Nic Cage as Robert Green

It's a maneater, Dave Bisson!

Nic Cage as Herkermer Homolka

Stop eating my sesame cake, Dave Bisson!

Nic Cage as Charles Foster Kane

If you could've found out what David Smith meant, I bet that would've explained everything.

Nic Cage as Beetlejuice

Paul Cummins.  Paul Cummins.  Paul Cummins!

Nic Cage as Tom Anderson

Mike Manning wants to be your friend.

Nic Cage as Falcon Heene

Submitted by Mike "Captain Falcon" Bolger.

Nic Cage as Igglepiggle

 

Mike Wiggins needs to find his boat.

Nic Cage as Olympia Snowe

Emily Anfinson is the Maine squeeze.

Nic Cage as Madonna Ciccone

Massimo Raso is a true blue.

Nic Cage as Offer "Vince" Shlomi

Another "wow" sham from Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Gordon Freeman

Chinese Takeout is game.

Nic Cage as Turbo and Ozone

Submitted by Teena "Boogaloo Shrimp" Lubomski.

Nic Cage as Noel Gallagher

Gianluca Torelli may be the one that saves me.

Nic Cage as Michael Phelps

Emily Anfinson is blingin'.