Monday, November 30, 2009

Nic Cage as Leigh Anne Tuohy

Nic Cage as Bernie Lomax

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, who is oddly mistaken for both Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman on a daily basis.

Nic Cage as Carrie Bradshaw

Submitted by Ethan "Mr. Big" Weinstock.

Nic Cage as Rocky Balboa

Matt Monaco is gonna eat lightnin' and crap thunder!

Nic Cage as George Bailey

Some of you may have spent the holiday weekend wondering about the last post. "Who is Matt Monaco?" you said to yourself. Well, imaginary friend, this is Matt Monaco's work. Let it speak for itself.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Nic Cage as Mrs. Weiss

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Nic Cage as Harvey Milk

His name is Patrick Sarni, and he's here to submit you.

Nic Cage as Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.

Fortune and Sarni, kid. Fortune and Sarni.

Nic Cage as Wolf Blitzer

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who would've also lost to Andy Richter on Jeopardy!

Nic Cage as Gomez Addams

Dance how he wanna dance, kick and he slap a friend, the Patrick Sarr-o-ni.

Nic Cage as James Bond

Submitted by Sarni, Patrick Sarni.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Nic Cage as Batman

Nic Cage as Maverick

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, whose flight handle is "Patches".

Nic Cage as Ethan Hunt

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who thought Kanye's M:I3 theme was wack.

Nic Cage as Jerry Maguire

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, whose head weighs 9 pounds.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Nic Cage as Death

Nic Cage as Zed

Nic Cage as Borat

I give to Dave Bisson a jar of gypsy tears, and he submit me this.

Nic Cage as Vinny Gambini

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who wore out his VHS of "My Cousin Vinny" in his yute.

Nic Cage as Edward Cullen

Nic Cage as Jake Sully's Avatar

Submitted by guest artist Patrick Sarni, who just blue himself.

Nic Cage as Vigo the Carpathian

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, Patrick Sarni sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Nic Cage as Jay

Nic Cage as Marv Merchants

Submitted by guest artist Patrick Sarni, who knew that Marv had a last name.

Nic Cage as Griff Tannen

Submitted by guest artist Patrick Sarni, who had a busy weekend.

Nic Cage as Tatsu

Submitted by guest artist and Oreo fan Patrick Sarni.

Nic Cage as Spock

Submitted by guest artist and category 5 math wizard Matt Monaco.