Thursday, December 31, 2009

Nic Cage as Alan Garner

In honor of how we'll be feeling tomorrow, Dave Bisson has blessed us with this image. Happy New Year!

Nic Cage as Adrian Monk

Submitted by reader "Moe Speeks", which I believe to be the pseudonym of Ted Levine.

Nic Cage as Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who was underneath the Hudson holding up the plane.

Nic Cage as Jim Cramer

Submitted by "Mad" Matt "Money" Monaco.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Nic Cage as Tony Bennett

Strictly for my Nana, biatch.

Nic Cage as Bear Grylls

Nic Cage as Conan O'Brien

Nic Cage as Ronald McDonald

Well, I've been thinking about this one a long time, but Sarni did it. I didn't see his coming, even though I should have. Fast food trilogy from Sarn-Pups. You're welcome.

Nic Cage as The Burger King

Patrick Sarni subtly declares himself the king of Nic Cage as Everyone. Welcome back, Sarni. Welcome back.

Nic Cage as Colonel Sanders

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, slathered in 11 not-so-secret herbs and spices.

Nic Cage as Boy In Police Station

Matt Monaco comes through with the third submission of the day. Verrrrry timely, Monaco. Verrrrrrrrry timely indeed.

Nic Cage as Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch

Matt Monaco is ON FIRE!

Nic Cage as Vigo The Carpathian

Matt Monaco once again challenges Patrick Sarni to a white-gloved photoduel.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

Nic Cage as Captain James "Jim" T. Kirk

Nic Cage as Alvin

Matt Monaco completes the Holiday Hat-Trick with this submission depicting the "end times".

Nic Cage as Eli

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who also remains jovial in post-apocalyptic bar fights.

Nic Cage as Mary

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who calls Nic Cage by the pet name, "Precious".

Friday, December 25, 2009

Nic Cage as Willie aka Bad Santa

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who wishes you all a XXMas.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Nic Cage as Howard Langston

Who told you you could eat my cookies? Anyway, have a Cage-tastic holiday.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Nic Cage as Hans Landa

Dave Bisson is a basterd.

Nic Cage as Conan the Barbarian

Submitted by Cole Higgins, friend of Patrick Sarni and friend of Nic Cage.

Nic Cage as Steve Jobs

No posts yesterday due to my computer's logic board becoming illogical and costing me $2K. In honor of the quality products that Apple sells, here's a submission by Patrick Sarni!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Nic Cage as Tom Hansen

Submitted by (Matt) Monaco who (puts) ((parentheses)) around (things) for (no) good reason.

Nic Cage as Ivan Vanko aka Whiplash

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who is thinking about trying this hairstyle.

Nic Cage as Tony Stark

Submitted by Dave Bisson aka War Machine.

Nic Cage as Barry B. Benson

100th post. Not the bees!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Nic Cage as Castor Troy as Sean Archer

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who always walks with slow-motion doves.

Nic Cage as Mitch Buchannon

Some people stand in darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need to help somebody when the edge of surrender is in sight. Don't you worry, it's going to be all right, 'cause Dave Bisson is always there.

Nic Cage as Michaele Salahi

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who once crashed a Bush administration party and requested "Everything Zen" from the house band.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Nic Cage as Jack Sparrow

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, savvy?

Nic Cage as Karl Childers

Nic Cage as Bliss Cavendar

When a problem comes along, Matt Monaco whips it.

Nic Cage as Jennifer

Matt Monaco's submission based on what he describes as "a beautiful dream".

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Nic Cage as Baby Jane Hudson

Ethan Weinstock IS still in that chair.