Nic Cage as Nick Cave

Submitted by Todd Ver Beek, a real bad seed.

Nic Cage as Liz Cooper

Submitted by Patrick Stewart.  Next!

Nic Cage as Adam Lambert

Patrick Sarni makes no apologies for his art.  Though he should.

Nic Cage as Captain James T. Kirk & Spock (Redux)

Justin Holt boldly goes where many, many people have gone before.

Nic Cage as Joel McHale

Patrick Sarni loves talking about the girls on VH1.

Nic Cage as Angus MacGyver

Dave Carlson is as upset with the McGruber movie as you are.

Nic Cage as Grace Cahill

Justin Holt loves sandwiches.

Nic Cage as Robocop

You shall be named RoboCage. Thanks, Wayne Dahlberg.

Nic Cage as Chuy

Patrick Sarni also goes by the nickname "little nugget."

Nic Cage as Hancock

Justin Holt also kills whales.

Nic Cage as The Mask

Patrick Sarni likes to be Smokin'

Nic Cage as Max

Submitted by Justin Holt, who wears his wolf pajamas everywhere.

Nic Cage as H.W. Plainview

Chett Hoffman drinks your milkshake. He drinks it up!

Nic Cage as Vincent Van Gogh

Submitted by Jean-Claude (not Van Damme, but he still kicks butt).

Nic Cage as Jay Leno

Submitted by Josh Lingel.  Nice touch with the DVD, sir.

Nic Cage as Pope Benedict XVI

Jennifer Villavert lives in the Rad-ican City.

Nic Cage as Marilyn Monroe

Submitted by Tom Burns as Andy Warhol.

Nic Cage as Nicolas Sarkozy

Jennifer Villavert is so cozy with Sarkozy.

Nic Cage as Andy Stitzer

Submitted by Mary Dupree, who is neither 40, nor a...nevermind.

Nic Cage as Ralph Hinkley

Submitted by PhantomSpaceCop, the Greatest American(?) Hero.

Nic Cage as Dr. Strangelove

Mein Jüstin! I can walk! (Justin Holt)

Nic Cage as Johnny Cage

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who once Shadow Kick'd Cyrax right in the face IN REAL LIFE!

Nic Cage as Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen

Submitted by Justin Holt who makes a sounds like this:  "Huuuhhhhhhh!  Huuuuuurhhhhh!  Huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Nic Cage as Max Headroom

Patrick Sarni loves, loves, l-l-loves... loves those blip-blip-blip-blipverts!

Nic Cage as Old Rocky Balboa

Justin Holt still has the eye of the tiger.

Nic Cage as Tony Stark aka Iron Man

Submitted by Justin Holt, who wishes he could grow an RDJ goatee.

Nic Cage as Gwildor

Patrick Sarni is the sorceress supreme.

Nic Cage as Raoul Duke

Justin Holt's been seeing bats.

Nic Cage as The Birthday Boy

Super Nic is 46!  Happy Birthday!

Nic Cage as Luke "Power Man" Cage

Submitted by Kae, who is surprised no on else did this yet.

Nic Cage as The Blue Boy

Submitted by Patrick Maguire, in his blue period.

Nic Cage as Rosie O'Donnell

Submitted by Eric Verkamp, who couldn't get along with the ladies of "The View" either.

Nic Cage as Danny Trejo

Jason Kirtley has created the ultimate character actor.

Nic Cage as Martin Van Buren

Jordan Amandes loves Jordan Almonds (and muttonchops).

Nic Cage as Hugo "Hurley" Reyes

Eric Verkamp is skipping...through time...like a record.

Nic Cage as Obi-Wan Kenobi

This is not the Neil Ruud submission you're looking for.

Nic Cage as Kenny Powers

Submitted by Ross, with assistance from his pet monkey Marcel.

Nic Cage as Chuck Norris

Jason Kirtley doesn't sleep.  He waits.

Nic Cage as Mr. Fred Rogers

Submitted by my (figurative) neighbor Eric Verkamp.

Nic Cage as Anderson Cooper

Submitted by Sean Cumiskey 360.