Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Nic Cage as Gallagher's Watermelon


OK, one more because I love you all, and this one made me laugh.  Submitted by Bill.  Thanks for looking and submitting.

Nic Cage as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince


Wrapping up tonight with a second submission from Matt Smith, who wants to be your lover.

Nic Cage as Batgirl, Batman, & Robin


Matt Smith has hit upon probably the only way to make this movie tolerable.

Nic Cage as Jamie Hyneman


If I had to guess, I'd say Guesstimate Jones is a geek.

Nic Cage as The Mascot Of The Fightin' Nic(h)olas Cages Of Santa Monica


Apparently the "H" is on purpose.  I don't know.  I'm a lover, not a fighter.  Submitted by Randy Bol, the best granny-style thrower in the league.

Nic Cage as Ace Ventura, Pet Detective


Submitted by Mason Criswell.  Re-he-he-heally.

Nic Cage as Michael Jackson


Respect for two legends from DDA.

Nic Cage as Axl Rose


Submitted by Causby, who loves Jelho Putting.

Nic Cage as Stan Laurel


Submitted by Tim "The Big Noise" Sinclair.

Nic Cage as Joel Robinson


If Joel and the 'bots had Chinese Takeout on the Satellite of Love, they'd be fatter, but the movies wouldn't seem quite as bad.

Nic Cage as Gaear Grimsrud


Submitted by Chinese Takeout, a real smooth smoothie.

Nic Cage as Gollum


Laurent Duputel is my new preciousssss.  You saw that coming.

Nic Cage as Henry Spencer


Tim (Love of Carnage) submitted this, and I am sitting under the poster RIGHT NOW!

Nic Cage as Borat


This is a double up, but Wendell Raphael did it right.

Nic Cage as Darth Maul


Submitted by The VoiVoiVoi.  Voi che ne dite?

Nic Cage as Mr. Bean


Submitted by Adrian McLeod.  I'm not going to lie.  This one scares the sh*t out of me.  I feel like he's videotaping me doing something wrong.

Nic Cage as Robocop


Stop, in the name of Liam!

Nic Cage as Micah Luben's Friend, John Krizel


Submitted by Micah Luben, for his friend's birthday.  Caged by Patrick Sarni.

Nic Cage as Turtle, Ari, Vince, E, & Drama

Submitted by Justin Holt, who is his own entourage.

Nic Cage as Guy Fieri

Sit on down and tuck into Matt Monaco's latest submission.

Nic Cage as Donald Draper aka Dick Whitman

SPOILER ALERT! Patrick Sarni did it.

Nic Cage as Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Dylan Reeve made this.

Nic Cage as Superman

Josh Lingel has x-ray vision. Look out.

Nic Cage as Elvis Aron Presley

Justin Holt's got you all shook up.

Nic Cage as Ilana, Richard Alpert, Miles, Sayid, Kate, Sawyer, John Locke, Jack, Jin, Sun, Claire, Ben, Hurley, & Lapidus

Submitted by Shawl Crochet, which if it were the person's name, would be a really awesome name.

Nic Cage as Barack Obama

Hail to the chief Dylan Reeve.

Nic Cage as Tay Zonday

Submitted by HaHaHaComedy, which is supposed to be contagious.

Nic Cage as Sho'Nuff

Submitted by Bryon Middleton, The Last Dragon.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Nic Cage as Wilson

Submitted by Jim Gleason, a real baller.

Nic Cage as Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald aka Fitzcarraldo

Submitted by GG, but not GG Allin (the one that throws poop).

Nic Cage as Hulk Hogan

Submitted by Jason Kirtley, brother.

Nic Cage as Master Blaster

Mike Essl beyond Thunderdome.

Nic Cage as Amelia Earhart

To the moon, Matt Monaco. To the moon.

Nic Cage as Gandalf

Submitted by Colin Bridgeman, the grey wizard.

Nic Cage as Arnold Jackson

What'choo talkin' bout, Colin Bridgeman?

Nic Cage as Pennywise

Submitted by Bertram Sterling, love child of Roger Sterling and Bert Cooper.

Nic Cage as George Washington

Submitted by Andres "The Giant" Diaz.

Nic Cage as Lady Agnew Of Lochnaw

Submitted by Patrick Maguire as John Singer Sargent.

Nic Cage as Napoleon Bonaparte

Submitted by Patrick Maguire, who may be short, but he's tough.

Nic Cage as John "Bluto" Blutarsky

Submitted by Patrick Maguire, who had a great time in college.