Nic Cage as Goro

Another one this morning from Patrick "Four-Arm Forearms" Sarni.

Nic Cage as Al Swearengen

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, whose nickname is "Deadwood".

Nic Cage as Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

What? What? That's right. A Colin Bridgeman hat trick.

Nic Cage as Han Solo

Colin Bridgeman thought we needed more Star Wars posts.

Nic Cage as Dr. Who

Submitted by Colin Bridgeman, WHO's a real cool dude.

Nic Cage as Tony Romo

Because everyone has to obey the wishes of jocks, here's a submission by "Scottster".

Nic Cage as Jack Burton

Submitted by Eric Rice, who once clipped Lo Pan's fingernails.

Nic Cage as Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, & Ross

Submitted by FRIENDS Bryan, Corban, and Frankie. What are the odds?

Nic Cage as Tiger Woods

Big fragile trophy presented by Graham Wincott.

Nic Cage as Bruce Springsteen aka The Boss

Submitted by R. Chett Hoffman, who was holding that camera at the Superbowl.

Nic Cage as Maschinenmensch

Submitted by R. Chett Hoffman in his proper place, the depths.

Nic Cage as Oswald Cobblepot aka The Penguin

Patrick Sarni and my dad must be of the same mind. My dad told me I should make this last night, then Sarni did it today. I wonder if they're the same sign.

Nic Cage as Major "King" Kong

Submitted by Joshua Harding, accepted despite THICK PICKENS!

Nic Cage as Omar Little

Harrison Simon walkin'!

Nic Cage as The Wicked Witch Of The West

D.J. Deyer, we're all green with envy.

Nic Cage as Brennan Huff & Dale Doback

Submitted by Coleman Collins, who may be related to Clifton Collins?

Nic Cage as Davy Jones

Justin Holt raises the bar(nacle). OHHHHHHH SNAP!

Nic Cage as Pamela Anderson

To D.J. Dyer: You have frightened me.

Nic Cage as Wolverine

Justin Holt's Wolverine concoction is (weird-haired) head and (muscly) shoulders above my own.

Nic Cage as Curly, Moe, & Larry

Submitted by Dave Bisson, an OG of NiCAgE.

Nic Cage as Paula Deen

Slathered in butter by Justin Holt.

Nic Cage as Zac Efron

Submitted by Justin Holt, the teen's choice.

Nic Cage as Benjamin Braddock

Submitted by Sasha Fierce from the Final Girl Project.

Nic Cage as Kate Gosselin

Submitted by Justin Holt +8.

Nic Cage as John Cage

Submitted by Karaoke Pain. Sorry for the slow posts today. I really needed my 4'33'' this afternoon.

Nic Cage as Sarah Palin

Justin Holt has gone rogue.

Nic Cage as Dwight Schrute

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who really does own a beet farm.

Nic Cage as Jesse James

Justin Holt made this image, now someone please make this movie.

Nic Cage as Holly Golightly

Submitted by reader Colin, who said he thought he remembered the film.

Nic Cage as Spock

Patrick Sarni hits back at Monaco double-dips with his version of SPOCK!

Nic Cage as Perez Hilton

Submitted by D.J. Dyer, who must've known we were TWEETED about.

Nic Cage as Dr. Gregory House MD

Justin Holt never pops pills unless he's trying to stay awake to finish more Nic Cage submissions.

Nic Cage as Amy Winehouse

Submitted by reader D.J. Dyer, who has a tattoo of Amy Winehouse.

Nic Cage as Lord Voldemort

Patrick Sarni doubles up on the Potter submissions.

Nic Cage as Harry Potter

Submitted by reader "Lisa" who doesn't need The Cult Jam to be successful.

Nic Cage as Johnny Blaze aka Ghost Rider

Sendered by reader Jeremy Sender.

Nic Cage as Abraham Lincoln

Justin Holt comes through with my new favorite.

Nic Cage as Tommy

Holy Schnikes! Submitted by Patrick Sarni!

Nic Cage as Dexter Morgan

Submitted by Justin Holt, who follows Harry's code to the letter.

Nic Cage as Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar & Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Justin Holt with a slightly different view.