Nic Cage as Boy In Police Station

Matt Monaco comes through with the third submission of the day. Verrrrry timely, Monaco. Verrrrrrrrry timely indeed.

Nic Cage as Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch

Matt Monaco is ON FIRE!

Nic Cage as Vigo The Carpathian

Matt Monaco once again challenges Patrick Sarni to a white-gloved photoduel.

Nic Cage as Edward Nigma aka The Riddler

Nic Cage as Jack Twist

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

Nic Cage as Captain James "Jim" T. Kirk

Nic Cage as Alvin

Matt Monaco completes the Holiday Hat-Trick with this submission depicting the "end times".

Nic Cage as Eli

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who also remains jovial in post-apocalyptic bar fights.

Nic Cage as Mary

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who calls Nic Cage by the pet name, "Precious".

Nic Cage as Willie aka Bad Santa

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who wishes you all a XXMas.

Nic Cage as Howard Langston

Who told you you could eat my cookies? Anyway, have a Cage-tastic holiday.

Nic Cage as Boris Yellnikoff

Nic Cage as Pee-Wee Herman

Nic Cage as Hans Landa

Dave Bisson is a basterd.

Nic Cage as Conan the Barbarian

Submitted by Cole Higgins, friend of Patrick Sarni and friend of Nic Cage.

Nic Cage as Steve Jobs

No posts yesterday due to my computer's logic board becoming illogical and costing me $2K. In honor of the quality products that Apple sells, here's a submission by Patrick Sarni!

Nic Cage as Tom Hansen

Submitted by (Matt) Monaco who (puts) ((parentheses)) around (things) for (no) good reason.

Nic Cage as Ivan Vanko aka Whiplash

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who is thinking about trying this hairstyle.

Nic Cage as Tony Stark

Submitted by Dave Bisson aka War Machine.

Nic Cage as Barry B. Benson

100th post. Not the bees!

Nic Cage as John Rambo

Nic Cage as Castor Troy as Sean Archer

Submitted by Dave Bisson, who always walks with slow-motion doves.

Nic Cage as Mitch Buchannon

Some people stand in darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need to help somebody when the edge of surrender is in sight. Don't you worry, it's going to be all right, 'cause Dave Bisson is always there.

Nic Cage as Michaele Salahi

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who once crashed a Bush administration party and requested "Everything Zen" from the house band.

Nic Cage as Jack Sparrow

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, savvy?

Nic Cage as Karl Childers

Nic Cage as Bliss Cavendar

When a problem comes along, Matt Monaco whips it.

Nic Cage as Jennifer

Matt Monaco's submission based on what he describes as "a beautiful dream".

Nic Cage as Egon Spengler

Nic Cage as Willy Wonka

Nic Cage as Seth

Nic Cage as Mohandas K. Gandhi

Nic Cage as Jake Sully and Jake Sully's Avatar

Matt Monaco has thrown down the gauntlet for Patrick Sarni. FIGHT!

Nic Cage as The Punisher

Nic Cage as John Mayer

My Sarni is a wonderland.

Nic Cage as Dr. Manhattan

Who watches Patrick Sarni?

Nic Cage as Kenny Fisher

Yo, P-Sarn's gotsta get sex tonight.

Nic Cage as Eric Draven

Patrick Sarni fires it up! Fires it up! Fires it up!

Nic Cage as Baby Jane Hudson

Ethan Weinstock IS still in that chair.