Nic Cage as Santa Claus

Paul Cummins is a Coke pusher.  MERRY CHRISTMAS, GANG!

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

Kiara Unosson just kidnapped Sandy Claws.

Nic Cage as Tasmanian Tiger

Nick Smith is the last of his kind.

Nic Cage as T-Pain

Sally Glass is on a boat.

Nic Cage as Albert Einstein

Andrew Brown is subtle, but he is not malicious.

Nic Cage as Princess Leia

Submitted by Frost who finds Hoth quite pleasant.

Nic Cage as Eleanor Abernathy aka Crazy Cat Lady

Cat Smith can sympathize.

Nic Cage as John "Hannibal" Smith, "Howling Mad" Murdock, B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus, and Templeton "Faceman" Peck

If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Justin Bieber

Al Straggas's world 2.0

Nic Cage as Michael Scofield

Chuck Nunchuck has a map of every McDonald's in the US tattooed on his body.

Nic Cage as Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry

Al Straggas and Nick Baker sell out.

Nic Cage as Dr. Evil

If I had it, I'd give Paul Cummins one million dollars.

Nic Cage as Adam and God

The Creation of Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Arnold Judas Rimmer

Chris Albright may be red, but he is no dwarf.

Nic Cage as The Lieutenant

I'm sorry, Mike J. Hadfield.  I've done so many bad things...

Nic Cage as Alice Kim Cage

Brian Rooker is quite a looker.