Nic Cage as E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Maia Ashley will be right heeeere.

Nic Cage as Toad

Submitted by "I Don't Like Drowning" who plays lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Nic Cage as the "Maggot Brain" Cover Model

Josh Shaw is having too much funk.

Nic Cage as Thomas the Tank Engine

Calen Coffman keeps chugging along.

Nic Cage as Walter White aka Heisenberg

Joel Sigerson's power of crystal blue persuasion.

Nic Cage as Kevin Shields

Russ Ault is my bloody valentine.

Nic Cage as Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black

Joel Sigerson's saga continues.

Nic Cage as Lebron James

Air from Jer.

Nic Cage as Laura Kaeppeler

There he is, Joel Sigerson.

Nic Cage as Alice Nelson

Abe Aguilar just threw his back out.  Oh, Abe!

Nic Cage as Whoopi Goldberg

Mocherz doesn't cry over spilled milk.

Nic Cage as Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya

Daniel McCabe is having a mass effect.

Nic Cage as Bunny

Chris Pietrantonio is a chubby bunny.

Nic Cage as Great White Shark

Cage goes into water.  Olivier Graham goes into cage.  Cage is in the water.  Our Cage.

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Nic Cage as Salvador Dalí

Anthony Lamb adds an element of the surreal.

Nic Cage as Adamantane Molecule

Adrienne Rule is the simplest diamondoid.

Nic Cage as Elvis Presley aka The King

CJ Knowles will deep fry anything.

Nic Cage as Thing

Tom Engels kicks and he slaps a friend.

Nic Cage as Princess Leia Organa

From Fam Rosetton far far away.

Nic Cage as Jeff Fatt, Murray Cook, Sam Moran, and Anthony Field (The Wiggles)

Anthony Frith has the wiggles.

Nic Cage as Squall Leonhart

Viktor Sagat's final fantasy.

Nic Cage as Severus Snape

Phillippe Langlois is a quarter-blood prince.

Nic Cage as Noah from The Notebook

Charles Armstrong is just a common man with common thoughts.

Nic Cage as Blake Boston aka Scumbag Steve aka Weezy B

Jay El reps the Beantown Mafia.

Nic Cage as Robert E. Lee

Jason Baldari gives up.

Nic Cage as Psy

Dominic Suazo style.

Nic Cage as Olive Hoover

Rashid Al Kamraikhi has some killer boots.

Nic Cage as Bill Cosby

Emily Rodemann just wants a hoa-gie.

Nic Cage as Bane

Anthony Gargasz is here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

Nic Cage as Katniss Everdeen

Christian Back is catching fire.

Nic Cage as Michael Jackson

 Chris Shen is paralyzed.

Nic Cage as Steve Jobs

 Isaac Evans thinks different.

Nic Cage as Jay Cutler

Chaz Klein was only the 11th pick in flag football...out of 11 kids.

Nic Cage as Fred Durst

Isaac Evans did it all for the nookie (and directing lessons from David Fincher).

Nic Cage as Stacey Irvine (The Girl Who Collapsed After Eating Only Chicken Nuggets for 17 Years)

Justin Rampage remembers Teriyaki Nuggets.

Nic Cage as Nick Nolte

I had a crow, Chris Cervellera.  Oliver liked him very much.

Nic Cage as Lego Mini-Figure

Nic has already played Sailor once.  Submitted by Evan O'Reilly.

Nic Cage as Tim Tebow

Nicole Mayhew is Caging for the Lord.

Nic Cage as Skydiving Red Panda

Ryan Wieseler, I don't get it, but I like it.