Nic Cage as Carrot Top

 John McCool is oddly muscular.

Nic Cage as Himself in Nic Cage as Everyone: The Movie

Lauren Halvorson knows that flattery will get her everywhere.

Nic Cage as the Son I Am Disappoint Guy

Patte not disappoint.

Nic Cage as Carol Brady, Mike Brady, Greg Brady, Marcia Brady, Peter Brady, Jan Brady, Bobby Brady, and Cindy Brady

Chris Dantona is getting cagey.

Nic Cage as Tina Fey

Michael Blohm also does a mean Sarah Palin.

Nic Cage as Pope Benedict XVI

Johan Abad is tweeting in Latin.

Nic Cage as Justin Gaston

Frida Karlsson made me Google this guy.

Nic Cage as Macintosh HD

Shelden Erway, you should rename it "Hard Drive Angry".

Nic Cage as Stefani Germanotta aka Lady Gaga

Another little monster from Nicole Hawkins.

Nic Cage as Osama Bin Laden

Submitted by Sonic Boom, but I must apologize for the "Zero Dark Thirty" casting spoiler.

Nic Cage as Jesus

Sean Mullins will wash your feet.

Nic Cage as Nina Sayers

Scott Albaugh is getting in touch with his dark side.

Nic Cage as Ravi Shankar

Paul is dead.

Nic Cage as Daniel Plainview

Michael Tomes is an oil man.

Nic Cage as David Bowie

Can you hear me, Jochen Fuchs?

Nic Cage as Mike Tyson

Jack Sundrud ith ssstupendousss at Photossshop.

Nic Cage as Kim MacAfee

J Ward smiles for the birdie.

Nic Cage as Dr. Horrible

Kate Frizzell sings along with this blog, and it sounds horrible.

Nic Cage as Loaf Dog

Josh O'Berski is the greatest thing since sliced...

Nic Cage as Geisha

Memoirs of Emily Alley.

Nic Cage as Stephanie of LazyTown

Eniko Ujj's cake will end up crazy.

Nic Cage as Jerry Garcia

Justin Years will steal your face.

Nic Cage as John Wayne

Lucian Capellaro wore a yellow ribbon.

Nic Cage as Grigori Rasputin

Submitted by "Mystic" Matt Boman.

Nic Cage as Carlton Banks aka Master Carlton aka Boogaloo Shrimp

Erin Wong doesn't sweat(er) the small stuff.

Nic Cage as Homunculus

Mike from Chicago is a strong swimmer.

Nic Cage as Moses

J Ward chuckles every time someone says "burning bush".

Nic Cage as the Evil TV Spirit from "Come to Daddy"

Tim Sinclair will eat your soul.

Nic Cage as Harry Potter (Tough Guy Edition)

Jeff Bell thought this was a kid movie.

Nic Cage as Stickman

Richard Laffan's version of the "running man".

Nic Cage as Peter Parker aka Spider-Man aka "Tiger"

Justin Rampage wonders if Andrew Garfield likes lasagna and hates Mondays...

Nic Cage as Antoine Dodson

Scott Cornish is shoppin' errybody ouchea.

Nic Cage as Panda

Spotted in the wild by Richard Southerton.

Nic Cage as Captain Planet

By Tom and Jake's powers combined...

Nic Cage as Demi Moore

Dion Yates checks in with one for the maiesiophiliacs out there.

Nic Cage as Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso

Davide Felsher is ready for the invasion.

Nic Cage as Neytiri

You are David Ressler now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. 

What's Up?

Hey guys and gals,

So, as you can see, I'm starting to clear out the archives.  Apologies for the long wait, and if I wind up duplicating any of the old ones.  Hope you're all doin' real good.  I'm just keeping on keeping on like Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

XO
Nic

Nic Cage as David Lynch

David Ressler is the strangest Eagle Scout.

Nic Cage as Hermione Granger

Daniel Featherstone aparecium.