Nic Cage as Ravi Shankar

Paul is dead.

Nic Cage as Daniel Plainview

Michael Tomes is an oil man.

Nic Cage as David Bowie

Can you hear me, Jochen Fuchs?

Nic Cage as Mike Tyson

Jack Sundrud ith ssstupendousss at Photossshop.

Nic Cage as Kim MacAfee

J Ward smiles for the birdie.

Nic Cage as Dr. Horrible

Kate Frizzell sings along with this blog, and it sounds horrible.

Nic Cage as Loaf Dog

Josh O'Berski is the greatest thing since sliced...

Nic Cage as Geisha

Memoirs of Emily Alley.

Nic Cage as Stephanie of LazyTown

Eniko Ujj's cake will end up crazy.

Nic Cage as Jerry Garcia

Justin Years will steal your face.

Nic Cage as John Wayne

Lucian Capellaro wore a yellow ribbon.

Nic Cage as Grigori Rasputin

Submitted by "Mystic" Matt Boman.

Nic Cage as Carlton Banks aka Master Carlton aka Boogaloo Shrimp

Erin Wong doesn't sweat(er) the small stuff.

Nic Cage as Homunculus

Mike from Chicago is a strong swimmer.

Nic Cage as Moses

J Ward chuckles every time someone says "burning bush".

Nic Cage as the Evil TV Spirit from "Come to Daddy"

Tim Sinclair will eat your soul.

Nic Cage as Harry Potter (Tough Guy Edition)

Jeff Bell thought this was a kid movie.

Nic Cage as Stickman

Richard Laffan's version of the "running man".

Nic Cage as Peter Parker aka Spider-Man aka "Tiger"

Justin Rampage wonders if Andrew Garfield likes lasagna and hates Mondays...

Nic Cage as Antoine Dodson

Scott Cornish is shoppin' errybody ouchea.

Nic Cage as Panda

Spotted in the wild by Richard Southerton.

Nic Cage as Captain Planet

By Tom and Jake's powers combined...

Nic Cage as Demi Moore

Dion Yates checks in with one for the maiesiophiliacs out there.

Nic Cage as Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso

Davide Felsher is ready for the invasion.

Nic Cage as Neytiri

You are David Ressler now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. 

What's Up?

Hey guys and gals,

So, as you can see, I'm starting to clear out the archives.  Apologies for the long wait, and if I wind up duplicating any of the old ones.  Hope you're all doin' real good.  I'm just keeping on keeping on like Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

XO
Nic

Nic Cage as David Lynch

David Ressler is the strangest Eagle Scout.

Nic Cage as Hermione Granger

Daniel Featherstone aparecium.

Nic Cage as Ophiuchus

Danette Abilno is Serpsens Caput.

Nic Cage as Charles "Corky" Thacher

Collin has no problem "mainstreaming".

Nic Cage as The Bride

Chris Edgar runs the Deadly Vipers.

Nic Cage as Sad Keanu Reeves

Cat Smith just wants to eat lunch in peace.

Nic Cage as The Abyss NTI

Cat Smith possesses a non-terrestrial intelligence.

Nic Cage as Klaus Nomi

Submitted by Brent O, the New Wave Vaudevillian.

Nic Cage as Ghost Rider as Landon Donovan

Bill is a real winger.

Nic Cage as Hulk Hogan

Oh brother, Bernhard Binder.

Nic Cage as He-Man

Bernhard Binder has the power.

Nic Cage as Silver Surfer

Benny shoots the curl.

Nic Cage as Blade

Anna Willoughby invents Blade's new sidekick, Birdhair.

Nic Cage as BP Oil Spill

Anna Converse is pretty slick.