Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

C'mon, gang!  We're getting whupped like Marietta Fortune's henchman that attacked me with a knife.  Oscar schmoscar; this means so much more.  Let's go for it!

VOTE CAGE IN 2011!

Nic Cage as Larry Bird

Off the floor, off the scoreboard, off the bankboard, no rim, nothing but Elliot.

Nic Cage as Nic Cage's Pyramid Tomb

Eric R. buried this one.

Nic Cage as Johnny Cage

Mike from Chicago is no mere mortal (kombat).

Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

Hey gang!  Rockin' good news!  We did it!  We received a nomination for "Best Single Serving Blog" over at the super-duper Total Film site.  What a fantastic way to celebrate my birthday and the release of "Season of the Witch"!

Vote it up!

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Picard

Brandon Gallagher completes the Jean-Luc twofer for the evening.

Nic Cage as The Cat on Nic Cage's Shoulder

Nicholas Holloman knows that owners do resemble their pets.

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Godard

Haroon is out of breath.

Nic Cage as Mime

Or as a French black metal musician...not sure.  Submitted by Nick Milligan.

Nic Cage as The Burger King

Paul Cummins is the king.

Nic Cage as Julian Assange

A production still from "Drive Angry" or a Nickileak from Jason Ganesan?

Nic Cage as Chucky

Submitted by the Bride of Nick.

Nic Cage as The Peekaru Baby

Pulled from Christopher Parker's pouch.

Nic Cage as Santa Claus

Paul Cummins is a Coke pusher.  MERRY CHRISTMAS, GANG!

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

Kiara Unosson just kidnapped Sandy Claws.

Nic Cage as Tasmanian Tiger

Nick Smith is the last of his kind.

Nic Cage as T-Pain

Sally Glass is on a boat.

Nic Cage as Albert Einstein

Andrew Brown is subtle, but he is not malicious.

Nic Cage as Princess Leia

Submitted by Frost who finds Hoth quite pleasant.

Nic Cage as Eleanor Abernathy aka Crazy Cat Lady

Cat Smith can sympathize.

Nic Cage as John "Hannibal" Smith, "Howling Mad" Murdock, B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus, and Templeton "Faceman" Peck

If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Justin Bieber

Al Straggas's world 2.0

Nic Cage as Michael Scofield

Chuck Nunchuck has a map of every McDonald's in the US tattooed on his body.

Nic Cage as Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry

Al Straggas and Nick Baker sell out.

Nic Cage as Dr. Evil

If I had it, I'd give Paul Cummins one million dollars.

Nic Cage as Adam and God

The Creation of Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Arnold Judas Rimmer

Chris Albright may be red, but he is no dwarf.

Nic Cage as The Lieutenant

I'm sorry, Mike J. Hadfield.  I've done so many bad things...

Nic Cage as Alice Kim Cage

Brian Rooker is quite a looker.

Nic Cage as Klingon

Paul Cummins just threw up a chevwI' tlhoy', y'all.

Nic Cage as Jesus of Nazareth aka Jesus Christ aka Jesus aka J-Man

Anthony Green loves the little children, all the children of the world.

Nic Cage as Felipe Rose, Alex Briley, David "Scar" Hodo, Victor Willis, Randy Jones, and Glenn Hughes

Brian Rooker is a macho man.

Nic Cage as Yoko Ono and John Lennon

Imagine what Gareth Fisher could do with CS4.

Nic Cage as Rivers Cuomo

Trevor Betts has a box full of your toys.

Nic Cage as Morrigan

Anaka sent this in a dragon age ago.

Nic Cage as Michelle Bombshell McGee

Paul Cummins has a monster garage.

Nic Cage as Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke, and Mike Joyce

Submitted by Balding Celebrities, though Morrissey will never go bald.

Nic Cage as Taylor Swift

Imma let you finish, but Katie McGinnis had one of the greatest submissions of all time.  OF ALL TIME!

Nic Cage as Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Brett Menzie has a "power" haircut.

Nic Cage as Chad Kroeger, Ryan Peake, Mike Kroeger, and Daniel Adair

Can this post get more fans than Nickelback?!  Michael Link thinks so.