Nic Cage as Crocodile Dundee

Nic Cage as Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

Nic Cage as Buzz Lightyear

Patrick Sarni once again goes to infinity and beyond with this trilogy.

Nic Cage as The Cowardly Lion

Patrick Sarni sends them, and I put 'em up, put em' up.

Nic Cage as Tyler Durden

His name is Patrick Sarni. His name is Patrick Sarni. HIS NAME IS PATRICK SARNI!

Nic Cage as Eric Schlosser

Nic Cage as The Joker

Patrick Sarni has too much time on his hands.

Nic Cage as Michael Meyers

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, son of Dr. Sam Loomis, who changed his name so as not to be associated with the Haddonfield murders.

Nic Cage as Dre and Mr. Han

Nic Cage as Freddy Krueger

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who calls himself "The Dream Master" in mixed company.

Nic Cage as Miranda Priestly

The devil wears Prada. Patrick Sarni wears sweatpants.

Nic Cage as Ralph White

Nic Cage as Kramer, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Jerry Seinfeld

Dave Bisson's submission about nothing.

Nic Cage as Leigh Anne Tuohy

Nic Cage as Bernie Lomax

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, who is oddly mistaken for both Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman on a daily basis.

Nic Cage as Carrie Bradshaw

Submitted by Ethan "Mr. Big" Weinstock.

Nic Cage as Rocky Balboa

Matt Monaco is gonna eat lightnin' and crap thunder!

Nic Cage as George Bailey

Some of you may have spent the holiday weekend wondering about the last post. "Who is Matt Monaco?" you said to yourself. Well, imaginary friend, this is Matt Monaco's work. Let it speak for itself.

Nic Cage as Matt Monaco

Nic Cage as Junior

Nic Cage as Mrs. Weiss

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

Nic Cage as Harvey Milk

His name is Patrick Sarni, and he's here to submit you.

Nic Cage as Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.

Fortune and Sarni, kid. Fortune and Sarni.

Nic Cage as Wolf Blitzer

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who would've also lost to Andy Richter on Jeopardy!

Nic Cage as Gomez Addams

Dance how he wanna dance, kick and he slap a friend, the Patrick Sarr-o-ni.

Nic Cage as James Bond

Submitted by Sarni, Patrick Sarni.

Nic Cage as Maximillian Cohen

Nic Cage as Johnny Gray

Nic Cage as Mahogany

Nic Cage as Batman

Nic Cage as Maverick

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, whose flight handle is "Patches".

Nic Cage as Ethan Hunt

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, who thought Kanye's M:I3 theme was wack.

Nic Cage as Jerry Maguire

Submitted by Patrick Sarni, whose head weighs 9 pounds.

Nic Cage as Esther

Nic Cage as Nice Guy Eddie

Nic Cage as El Mariachi

Nic Cage as Death

Nic Cage as Zed

Nic Cage as Borat

I give to Dave Bisson a jar of gypsy tears, and he submit me this.

Nic Cage as Vinny Gambini

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who wore out his VHS of "My Cousin Vinny" in his yute.