Nic Cage as the "Maggot Brain" Cover Model

Josh Shaw is having too much funk.

Nic Cage as Thomas the Tank Engine

Calen Coffman keeps chugging along.

Nic Cage as Walter White aka Heisenberg

Joel Sigerson's power of crystal blue persuasion.

Nic Cage as Kevin Shields

Russ Ault is my bloody valentine.

Nic Cage as Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black

Joel Sigerson's saga continues.

Nic Cage as Lebron James

Air from Jer.

Nic Cage as Laura Kaeppeler

There he is, Joel Sigerson.

Nic Cage as Alice Nelson

Abe Aguilar just threw his back out.  Oh, Abe!

Nic Cage as Whoopi Goldberg

Mocherz doesn't cry over spilled milk.

Nic Cage as Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya

Daniel McCabe is having a mass effect.

Nic Cage as Bunny

Chris Pietrantonio is a chubby bunny.

Nic Cage as Great White Shark

Cage goes into water.  Olivier Graham goes into cage.  Cage is in the water.  Our Cage.