Nic Cage as Vanna White

Paul Cummins has outdone himself yet again.

Nic Cage as Antonio Salieri

John Dolceamore's latest tragedie lyrique.

Nic Cage as Dr. Jack Shepherd

Dillon Chance smash mirror.

Nic Cage as Neelix

Dylan Reeve is a real voyager.

Nic Cage as Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon

Cat, what's happened to you?  No cats?  Only bats?

Nic Cage as Hugo Chavez

Jim Frykman opens a vein.

Nic Cage as Sarah Jessica Parker

Dillon Chance and the City.

Nic Cage as Mal

Dylan Reeve=Serenity.

Nic Cage as Det. Jacob King

Schubmitta by Klas Dahlstedt.

Nic Cage as Maria Von Trapp

The hills are alive with the sound of Sandra.

Nic Cage as Wonder Woman

 

Cat knows the truth.

Nic Cage as The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Hi-ho Paul Cummins!

Nic Cage as Mortimer Snerd

Jack Sundrud is no dummy.

Nic Cage as Captain Hammer

Dylan Reeve is back in the game.

Nic Cage as Selina Kyle aka Catwoman

Then and now by Cat.

Nic Cage as Kim Jong-Il

Jim Frykman was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf.

Nic Cage as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowksi aka El Duderino

Jim Frykman isn't into the whole brevity thing.

Nic Cage as Nefertiti

Brittany was made famous by her iconic bust.

Nic Cage as John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes aka Jedward

Peterphile.info is the X Factor.

Nic Cage as Staff Sergeant William James

Mike Manning knows it HURTs getting stuffed in your LOCKER.

Nic Cage as Christopher "Biggie" Wallace aka The Notorious B.I.G.

Bryan Carr used to read Word Up! Magazine.

Nic Cage as Lapo Elkann

Gianluca Torelli knows better than to interfere with raptors.

Nic Cage as Gilly

Chuck Nunchuck...  What?  Chuck Nunchuck...  Uh huh?  Chuck Nunchuck....  Sorry!

Nic Cage as Sex Machine

Nemedy watches Nic Cage movies from dusk 'til dawn.

Nic Cage as Black Dynamite

No! Not the orphans, Teena Lubomski!

Nic Cage as Captain James Hook

Lightning has just struck my brain, Brian Rooker (or Captain Rook, if you please).

Nic Cage as Walt Disney

Submitted by Brian Rooker's frozen head.

Nic Cage as Edward Anatolevich Hill aka The Tro-Lo-Lo Guy

Creepy, CU-Loser.

Nic Cage as Dave "Kick-Ass" Lizewski

Peterphile.info kicks ass.

Nic Cage as Oompa Loompa

I've got a puzzle for you, Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as David Carradine

Kill Bryan Carr.  No, not really.

Nic Cage as Rockglockcock

Vince W. submitted this.  Do you like what you see?  Anyone know this Adonis's name?

Nic Cage as Walter

I just hope Al Straggas hates Jeff Dunham as much as me.

Nic Cage as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Paul Cummins's 36th.  Roughly.

Nic Cage as Steve Irwin

Crikey, Paul Cummins.  That stings.

Nic Cage as Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Cummins gets no respect, but he really should.

Nic Cage as Dwight K. Schrute, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Ryan Howard, and Michael Scott

Alexis Baldwin got bored at The Office.

Nic Cage as The Universe

Nick Scriven (aka Barnaby the Scrivener) has seen the truth.

Nic Cage as Tyra Banks

Liz admits she's obsessed with pooping.

Nic Cage as Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Joe Jonas

Proud to say that I did not commit their names to memory and had to look it up again, Liz.

Nic Cage as Justin Bieber

Liz is trying to be Nic's favorite girl.

Nic Cage as Miss Cleo

Call me BACK TO BUSINESS, Teena Lubomski!

Sorry...

Work's been effin' rough these past few weeks (yes, I work).  But I've got some great ones in store for you devoted few.   Keep the Cage alive!

Nic Cage as The Purple Cobras

Teena Lubomski is out!

Nic Cage as Jeremy Prokosch

Jacob Barreras is in contempt.

Nic Cage as Scorpion

Get over here, Teena Lubomski.

Nic Cage as Basket Case

Jeff Kormos is the child and the monster.

Nic Cage as Captain Lou Albano

Teena Lubomski knows that girls just want to have fun.

Nic Cage as Guernica

Submitted by David Hansen as Pablo Picasso.

Nic Cage as Christopher Johnson

Chinese Takeout just wants to go home.