Patrick Sarni once again goes to infinity and beyond with this trilogy.

Patrick Sarni sends them, and I put 'em up, put em' up.

His name is Patrick Sarni. His name is Patrick Sarni. HIS NAME IS PATRICK SARNI !

Patrick Sarni has too much time on his hands.

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , son of Dr. Sam Loomis, who changed his name so as not to be associated with the Haddonfield murders.

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , who calls himself "The Dream Master" in mixed company.

The devil wears Prada. Patrick Sarni wears sweatpants.

Dave Bisson's submission about nothing.

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, who is oddly mistaken for both Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman on a daily basis.

Submitted by Ethan "Mr. Big" Weinstock.

Matt Monaco is gonna eat lightnin' and crap thunder!

Some of you may have spent the holiday weekend wondering about the last post. "Who is Matt Monaco?" you said to yourself. Well, ...

Submitted by Ethan Weinstock, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

His name is Patrick Sarni , and he's here to submit you.

Fortune and Sarni, kid. Fortune and Sarni .

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , who would've also lost to Andy Richter on Jeopardy!

Dance how he wanna dance, kick and he slap a friend, the Patrick Sarr-o-ni .

Submitted by Sarni, Patrick Sarni .

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , whose flight handle is "Patches".

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , who thought Kanye's M:I3 theme was wack.

Submitted by Patrick Sarni , whose head weighs 9 pounds.

I give to Dave Bisson a jar of gypsy tears, and he submit me this.

Submitted by Matt Monaco, who wore out his VHS of "My Cousin Vinny" in his yute.