Nic Cage as Everyone

Nic Cage as Antoine Dodson

2011-10-03T05:55:00.000-07:00

Scott Cornish is shoppin' errybody ouchea.

Nic Cage as Panda

2011-10-03T05:53:00.001-07:00

Spotted in the wild by Richard Southerton.

Nic Cage as Captain Planet

2011-10-03T05:52:00.000-07:00

By Tom and Jake's powers combined...

Nic Cage as Demi Moore

2011-10-03T05:50:00.000-07:00

Dion Yates checks in with one for the maiesiophiliacs out there.

Nic Cage as Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso

2011-10-03T05:46:00.001-07:00

Davide Felsher is ready for the invasion.

Nic Cage as Neytiri

2011-10-03T05:44:00.000-07:00

You are David Ressler now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree.

What's Up?

2011-09-30T13:51:00.000-07:00

Hey guys and gals,

So, as you can see, I'm starting to clear out the archives. Apologies for the long wait, and if I wind up duplicating any of the old ones. Hope you're all doin' real good. I'm just keeping on keeping on like Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

XO
Nic

Nic Cage as David Lynch

2011-09-30T13:49:00.001-07:00

David Ressler is the strangest Eagle Scout.

Nic Cage as Hermione Granger

2011-09-30T13:48:00.000-07:00

Daniel Featherstone aparecium.

Nic Cage as Ophiuchus

2011-09-30T13:47:00.000-07:00

Danette Abilno is Serpsens Caput.

Nic Cage as Charles "Corky" Thacher

2011-09-30T13:45:00.000-07:00

Collin Kritz has no problem "mainstreaming".

Nic Cage as The Bride

2011-09-30T13:43:00.000-07:00

Chris Edgar runs the Deadly Vipers.

Nic Cage as Sad Keanu Reeves

2011-09-30T13:42:00.001-07:00

Cat Smith just wants to eat lunch in peace.

Nic Cage as The Abyss NTI

2011-09-30T13:41:00.000-07:00

Cat Smith possesses a non-terrestrial intelligence.

Nic Cage as Klaus Nomi

2011-09-30T13:39:00.000-07:00

Submitted by Brent O, the New Wave Vaudevillian.

Nic Cage as Ghost Rider as Landon Donovan

2011-09-30T13:37:00.000-07:00

Bill is a real winger.

Nic Cage as Hulk Hogan

2011-09-30T13:36:00.001-07:00

Oh brother, Bernhard Binder.

Nic Cage as He-Man

2011-09-30T13:35:00.001-07:00

Bernhard Binder has the power.

Nic Cage as Silver Surfer

2011-09-30T13:34:00.000-07:00

Benny shoots the curl.

Nic Cage as Blade

2011-09-30T13:32:00.000-07:00

Anna Willoughby invents Blade's new sidekick, Birdhair.

Nic Cage as BP Oil Spill

2011-09-30T13:31:00.001-07:00

Anna Converse is pretty slick.

Nic Cage as Plato

2011-09-30T13:30:00.001-07:00

Anaka and Nic's relationship is purely platonic.

Nic Cage as Captain Jack Sparrow

2011-09-30T13:29:00.001-07:00

Alex Saint is on a mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.

Nic Cage as Gandalf

2011-09-30T13:28:00.001-07:00

Alex Saint shall not pass!

Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

2011-01-13T06:52:00.000-08:00

C'mon, gang! We're getting whupped like Marietta Fortune's henchman that attacked me with a knife. Oscar schmoscar; this means so much more. Let's go for it!

VOTE CAGE IN 2011!

Nic Cage as Larry Bird

2011-01-13T06:45:00.000-08:00

Off the floor, off the scoreboard, off the bankboard, no rim, nothing but Elliot.

Nic Cage as Nic Cage's Pyramid Tomb

2011-01-13T06:42:00.001-08:00

Eric R. buried this one.

Nic Cage as Johnny Cage

2011-01-13T06:39:00.000-08:00

Mike from Chicago is no mere mortal (kombat).

Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

2011-01-07T07:08:00.000-08:00

Hey gang! Rockin' good news! We did it! We received a nomination for "Best Single Serving Blog" over at the super-duper Total Film site. What a fantastic way to celebrate my birthday and the release of "Season of the Witch"!

Vote it up!

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Picard

2011-01-06T17:13:00.001-08:00

Brandon Gallagher completes the Jean-Luc twofer for the evening.

Nic Cage as The Cat on Nic Cage's Shoulder

2011-01-06T17:12:00.001-08:00

Nicholas Holloman knows that owners do resemble their pets.

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Godard

2011-01-06T17:11:00.000-08:00

Haroon is out of breath.

Nic Cage as Mime

2011-01-06T17:06:00.001-08:00

Or as a French black metal musician...not sure. Submitted by Nick Milligan.

Nic Cage as The Burger King

2011-01-06T17:05:00.000-08:00

Paul Cummins is the king.

Nic Cage as Julian Assange

2011-01-06T15:47:00.000-08:00

A production still from "Drive Angry" or a Nickileak from Jason Ganesan?

Nic Cage as Chucky

2011-01-06T15:43:00.000-08:00

Submitted by the Bride of Nick.

Nic Cage as The Peekaru Baby

2011-01-06T15:41:00.000-08:00

Pulled from Christopher Parker's pouch.

Nic Cage as Santa Claus

2010-12-23T16:21:00.001-08:00

Paul Cummins is a Coke pusher. MERRY CHRISTMAS, GANG!

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

2010-12-23T16:20:00.000-08:00

Kiara Unosson just kidnapped Sandy Claws.

Nic Cage as Tasmanian Tiger

2010-12-09T16:59:00.001-08:00

Nick Smith is the last of his kind.

Nic Cage as T-Pain

2010-12-09T16:58:00.001-08:00

Sally Glass is on a boat.

Nic Cage as Albert Einstein

2010-12-09T16:57:00.001-08:00

Andrew Brown is subtle, but he is not malicious.

Nic Cage as Princess Leia

2010-12-09T16:56:00.001-08:00

Submitted by Frost who finds Hoth quite pleasant.

Nic Cage as Eleanor Abernathy aka Crazy Cat Lady

2010-12-08T16:28:00.000-08:00

Cat Smith can sympathize.

Nic Cage as John "Hannibal" Smith, "Howling Mad" Murdock, B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus, and Templeton "Faceman" Peck

2010-12-08T16:25:00.000-08:00

If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Justin Bieber

2010-12-08T16:22:00.002-08:00

Al Straggas's world 2.0

Nic Cage as Michael Scofield

2010-12-08T16:22:00.000-08:00

Chuck Nunchuck has a map of every McDonald's in the US tattooed on his body.

Nic Cage as Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry

2010-12-08T16:20:00.000-08:00

Al Straggas and Nick Baker sell out.

Nic Cage as Dr. Evil

2010-12-08T06:06:00.000-08:00

If I had it, I'd give Paul Cummins one million dollars.

Nic Cage as Adam and God

2010-12-08T06:04:00.000-08:00

The Creation of Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Arnold Judas Rimmer

2010-12-08T06:03:00.001-08:00

Chris Albright may be red, but he is no dwarf.

Nic Cage as The Lieutenant

2010-12-08T06:02:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry, Mike J. Hadfield. I've done so many bad things...

Nic Cage as Alice Kim Cage

2010-12-08T06:00:00.000-08:00

Brian Rooker is quite a looker.

Nic Cage as Klingon

2010-06-21T18:22:00.000-07:00

Paul Cummins just threw up a chevwI' tlhoy', y'all.

Nic Cage as Jesus of Nazareth aka Jesus Christ aka Jesus aka J-Man

2010-06-21T18:19:00.000-07:00

Anthony Green loves the little children, all the children of the world.

Nic Cage as Felipe Rose, Alex Briley, David "Scar" Hodo, Victor Willis, Randy Jones, and Glenn Hughes

2010-06-21T18:17:00.000-07:00

Brian Rooker is a macho man.

Nic Cage as Yoko Ono and John Lennon

2010-06-21T18:14:00.001-07:00

Imagine what Gareth Fisher could do with CS4.

Nic Cage as Rivers Cuomo

2010-06-21T18:13:00.000-07:00

Trevor Betts has a box full of your toys.

Nic Cage as Morrigan

2010-06-21T18:12:00.001-07:00

Anaka sent this in a dragon age ago.

Nic Cage as Michelle Bombshell McGee

2010-06-21T18:11:00.001-07:00

Paul Cummins has a monster garage.

Nic Cage as Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke, and Mike Joyce

2010-06-21T18:10:00.000-07:00

Submitted by Balding Celebrities, though Morrissey will never go bald.

Nic Cage as Taylor Swift

2010-06-21T18:08:00.001-07:00

Imma let you finish, but Katie McGinnis had one of the greatest submissions of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Nic Cage as Dr. Laura Schlessinger

2010-06-21T18:07:00.000-07:00

Brett Menzie has a "power" haircut.

Nic Cage as Chad Kroeger, Ryan Peake, Mike Kroeger, and Daniel Adair

2010-06-21T18:05:00.001-07:00

Can this post get more fans than Nickelback?! Michael Link thinks so.

Nic Cage as Sir Sean Connery

2010-06-21T18:04:00.001-07:00

Brian Rooker is mightier than the sword.

Nic Cage as Angus Young

2010-06-21T18:03:00.001-07:00

For those named Paul Cummins, I salute you.

Nic Cage as Jeffree Star

2010-06-21T18:02:00.001-07:00

Anna Draconida is queen of the internet.

Nic Cage as Nikki Sixx

2010-06-21T18:00:00.000-07:00

Erik O' Connor is too fast for love.

Nic Cage as Alex Trebek

2010-06-21T17:59:00.000-07:00

Who is Brian Rooker?

Nic Cage as Sitting Bull

2010-06-21T11:35:00.000-07:00

David Smith's nickname is "Hunkpapa". Look it up!

Nic Cage as Napoleon Dynamite

2010-06-21T11:33:00.001-07:00

Anthony Green wants your tater tots.

Nic Cage as Mike Lowery and Marcus Burnett

2010-06-21T11:32:00.000-07:00

Brian Rooker just got real.

Nic Cage as Jen Kornfeldt

2010-06-20T17:27:00.000-07:00

Matt Monaco, did you know Tom Selleck was in this movie? Can we get a Nic Cage as Tom Selleck with a waterfall and a sandwich or something? I just made that up.

Nic Cage as Liza Minnelli

2010-06-20T17:23:00.000-07:00

Matt Monaco rings them bells.

Nic Cage as Farrah Fawcett

2010-06-18T13:11:00.002-07:00

Another one of Paul Cummins' angels.

Nic Cage as Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

2010-06-18T13:11:00.000-07:00

Submitted by Michael "Mohandas" Link.

Nic Cage as Rick Astley

2010-06-18T05:46:00.001-07:00

Memphis just nic-rolled you.

Nic Cage as Brian Hugh Warner aka Marilyn Manson

2010-06-18T05:45:00.000-07:00

Michael Link is a star, now, of the dope show.

Nic Cage as Mickey Mantle

2010-06-18T05:44:00.000-07:00

With love, from Jack Sundrud.

Nic Cage as Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable

2010-06-18T05:42:00.000-07:00

Katie McGinnis has the opening dance sequence memorized.

Nic Cage as The Thin Mints Girl

2010-06-18T05:40:00.000-07:00

Mark Reynolds always buys at least 30 boxes.

Nic Cage as Arthas

2010-06-17T08:29:00.000-07:00

WoW, Dillon Chance...just....WoW.

Nic Cage as Tobias Fünke

2010-06-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

Ben Eagles been arrested.

Nic Cage as Dr. Eldon Tyrell

2010-06-17T08:03:00.000-07:00

Diarmaid Hanly is more human than human.

Nic Cage as Buffalo Bill Cody

2010-06-17T07:59:00.000-07:00

Submitted by Buck Hunter Paul Cummins.

Cageflix

2010-06-14T10:30:00.000-07:00

Had to share this:

http://wonder-tonic.com/cageflix/

Such a fantastic idea.

So...

2010-06-11T20:59:00.000-07:00

...yeah, it's been quite a while. Thanks for all your submissions and for making NiCAgE what it is today. You're all fantastically creative, and I'm happy to have inspired so many. I've been so busy promoting "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" and "Season of the Witch" and "Kick-Ass" that I haven't had a spare moment to post, but I haven't forgotten you. Keep on keeping on. Watch this space. Love, Nic.

Nic Cage as Vanna White

2010-03-28T00:13:00.001-07:00

Paul Cummins has outdone himself yet again.

Nic Cage as Antonio Salieri

2010-03-28T00:12:00.001-07:00

John Dolceamore's latest tragedie lyrique.

Nic Cage as Dr. Jack Shepherd

2010-03-28T00:09:00.000-07:00

Dillon Chance smash mirror.

Nic Cage as Neelix

2010-03-28T00:08:00.001-07:00

Dylan Reeve is a real voyager.

Nic Cage as Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon

2010-03-28T00:07:00.001-07:00

Cat, what's happened to you? No cats? Only bats?

Nic Cage as Hugo Chavez

2010-03-28T00:06:00.001-07:00

Jim Frykman opens a vein.

Nic Cage as Sarah Jessica Parker

2010-03-28T00:05:00.001-07:00

Dillon Chance and the City.

Nic Cage as Mal

2010-03-28T00:04:00.001-07:00

Dylan Reeve=Serenity.

Nic Cage as Det. Jacob King

2010-03-28T00:03:00.000-07:00

Schubmitta by Klas Dahlstedt.

Nic Cage as Maria Von Trapp

2010-03-28T00:02:00.000-07:00

The hills are alive with the sound of Sandra.

Nic Cage as Wonder Woman

2010-03-28T00:01:00.000-07:00

Cat knows the truth.

Nic Cage as The Lone Ranger and Tonto

2010-03-21T14:14:00.000-07:00

Hi-ho Paul Cummins!

Nic Cage as Mortimer Snerd

2010-03-21T14:13:00.000-07:00

Jack Sundrud is no dummy.