Nic Cage as Antoine Dodson

Scott Cornish is shoppin' errybody ouchea.

Nic Cage as Panda

Spotted in the wild by Richard Southerton.

Nic Cage as Captain Planet

By Tom and Jake's powers combined...

Nic Cage as Demi Moore

Dion Yates checks in with one for the maiesiophiliacs out there.

Nic Cage as Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso

Davide Felsher is ready for the invasion.

Nic Cage as Neytiri

You are David Ressler now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree.