Nic Cage as Charles Foster Kane

If you could've found out what David Smith meant, I bet that would've explained everything.

Nic Cage as Beetlejuice

Paul Cummins.  Paul Cummins.  Paul Cummins!

Nic Cage as Tom Anderson

Mike Manning wants to be your friend.

Nic Cage as Falcon Heene

Submitted by Mike "Captain Falcon" Bolger.

Nic Cage as Igglepiggle

 

Mike Wiggins needs to find his boat.

Nic Cage as Olympia Snowe

Emily Anfinson is the Maine squeeze.

Nic Cage as Madonna Ciccone

Massimo Raso is a true blue.

Nic Cage as Offer "Vince" Shlomi

Another "wow" sham from Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Gordon Freeman

Chinese Takeout is game.

Nic Cage as Turbo and Ozone

Submitted by Teena "Boogaloo Shrimp" Lubomski.

Nic Cage as Noel Gallagher

Gianluca Torelli may be the one that saves me.

Nic Cage as Michael Phelps

Emily Anfinson is blingin'.

Nic Cage as Rob Halford

Mike Wiggins is breakin' the law.

Nic Cage as Young Albert Einstein

CirqueCub Serious.

Nic Cage as Flavor Flav

Mike Bolger of love.

Nic Cage as Austin "Danger" Powers

Yeah, Paul Cummins, yeah.

Nic Cage as Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Paul Cummins answers Abby's prayer.

Nic Cage as Hannah Montana

Mike Bolger is one in a million.

Nic Cage as Khan Noonien Singh

Paaaaauuuuuuuuuullllllllllll Cuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssssss!  Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Patrick

CU-Loser pants.

Nic Cage as Apolo Ohno

John Dolceamore is staying current.

Nic Cage as Johnny Weir

Teena Lubomski hits the ice.

Nic Cage as Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater

Teena Lubomski is the queen of the world.

Nic Cage as John 'Scottie' Ferguson

David Smith has Vertigo.

Nic Cage as John Madden

Esteban Ortiz with the play-by-play.

Nic Cage as Billy aka Dr. Horrible

Whedoned by Teena Lubomski.

Nic Cage as Tiger Woods

Patrick Huss catches Tiger by his toe.

Nic Cage as Neil Young

Gabrielle Berube keeps on rockin' in the Cage world.

Nic Cage as Angus McGyver

Wired by El Jose.

Nic Cage as Rod Kimble and Denise

Teena Lubomski is evil like knievel.

Nic Cage as Sergei Eisenstein

Montaged by Jacob Barreras.

Nic Cage as Zordon

Mike Manning secretly wanted to be the Pink Ranger.

Nic Cage as William Adama, Laura Roslin, Kara Thrace, Lee Adama, Gaius Baltar, Caprica Six, Boomer, Saul Tigh, and Helo

Submitted by the crew of Andrew Jones.

Nic Cage as Michael Dorsey aka Dorothy Michaels

I cannot tell you how deeply moved I am, Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Unicorn

Teena Lubomski does exist!

Nic Cage as Precious

Mike Bolger gets on the bus.

Nic Cage as Norwegian Curling Team

Teena Lubomski in argyle.

Nic Cage as Nic Cage's Avatar

Submitted by Avatizer.

Nic Cage as Kevin Smith

Ben Eagles been eatin'.

Nic Cage as Bob Costas

Submitted by wintry Olympian Jim Frykman.

Nic Cage as Lord Ganesha

Submitted by Paul Cummins, Lord of Obstacles.

Nic Cage as H.I. McDunnough, Edwina "Ed" McDunnough, and "Junior" McDunnough

Paul Cummins is lowering Arizona.

Nic Cage as Steve Austin

Submitted by Chinese Takeout, the half-million dollar man or woman.

Nic Cage as Zachary "Zack" Morris, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Marie Turtle, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater Sanchez, Jessica Myrtle Spano, Richard Belding, and Max

Ben Eagles been saved by the bell.

Nic Cage as Cage

Rodier Kidmann knows why the caged bird sings.

Nic Cage as King Tutankhamun

Submitted by Chinese Takeout of the 18th dynasty.

Nic Cage as Susan Boyle

ET dreamed a dream.

Nic Cage as Frankie MacDonald

Ben Eagles been web surfin'.

Nic Cage as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

Submitted by Young Paul Cummins.

Nic Cage as Afro Ninja

J. Dats knows where it's ats.